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Mar 20, 2026

🗽NYC’s Rama Duwaji Problem

Chuck Norris Dead At 86, Kim Jong Un's Daddy-Daughter Tank Date, Bezos's $100B AI Fund, Uber Bets On Rivian Robotaxis...& much more!

Mar 19, 2026

🏯Takaichi's At The White House

Cupertino Robot Gets Too Funky, Nigeria's Terrorist Attack, Lone Democrat Saves Mullin, Iran Executes Protesters, Meta Pulls Back From Metaverse...& much more!

Mar 18, 2026

🛢️The Gulf Is on Fire — Major Energy Sites Hit

Pakistan Bombs Kabul's Drug Addicts, NY Gov. Hochul Begs Millionaires To Return To Foot The Bill, Polymarket's Bar, Kalshi Hit With Criminal Charges, EU Inc. ...& much more!

Mar 17, 2026

🚢Trump To NATO: We Don’t Need You

7-Ton Meteor Rocks Ohio, France Offers Help AFTER War, Israel Hits "Regime Enforcers", Counterterror Official Resigns, Amazon's 1-Hour Delivery...& much more!

Mar 16, 2026

🖐️Bibi Proves He's Alive & Has 10 Fingers

A Third Hockey Win Against Canada! Trump Wants NATO To Police Hormuz, Susie Wiles’ Diagnosis, Britannica Sues Open AI, Cuba's About To Fall... & much more!

Mar 13, 2026

📺️Where’s Mojtaba? The Ayatollah’s A No-Show... Again!

KC-135 Crashes In Iraq, China Mocks US With AI Clip, US Terror Attacks, Nasdaq + Kraken, Trump Endorses Jake Paul... & much more!

Mar 11, 2026

📦Iran's New Supreme Leader Is... Literally Cardboard

The US Just Blew Up Iran's Mine Game, Mastercard Launches Crypto Partner Program, Pentagon Is Deploying Gemini AI Agents, Spain Builds A Hate Speech Scoreboard, The World Just Cracked Open Its Emergency Oil Piggy Bank...& much more!

Mar 10, 2026

🚨Iran Vows "Eye for an Eye" Response

Polymarket Partners With Palantir, Meta Buys Moltbook, Mayor Mamdani and Wife Face Major Backlash, Dolphins in NYC...& much more!

Mar 9, 2026

🗽Close Call: NYC Terrorist Attack

New Ayatollah, Anthropic Sues Trump Admin, Cuba Wants Freedom, Nepal's Rapper PM, Jesse Jackson's memorial...& much more!