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🗞 Today’s Edition: Zelensky’s Steals The Show, Norway’s Royal MeToo, Pregnancy Humanoid, Ashton Kutcher’s On Board, MSNBC’s Makeover, Bolivia’s Socialists Out, Rubio Revokes 6000+ Visas… & much more!
🚨 Watch For:
Zelensky-Putin bilateral meeting to be announced shortly
📜THE HIGHLIGHT
One killer insight to stash in your back pocket
Clockwise from top-left: European leaders, President Zelensky and President Trump stand for an official photograph; President Zelensky and President Trump at the Oval Office - all smiles; Trump and Zelensky sharing a lighthearted moment; President Trump hosts a meeting with President Zelensky and the European leaders.
🇺🇦 🇺🇸 Trump & Zelensky’s White House Reset
"We will reach a resolution today on almost everything including security,"
President Trump welcomed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to the White House today. Inside the Oval Office, the full weight of history pressed against the gilded walls.
This was not the White House cage match many braced for—it was laughter, handshakes, and even fashion jokes.
Six months ago, President Trump and VP Vance tore into Zelensky in a bruising clash over U.S. aid. Today, the tone flipped:
Zelensky ditched fatigues for a dark suit, struck a diplomatic pose, and thanked Trump repeatedly.
Trump returned the courtesy—but quickly pressed his red lines: Crimea is gone, NATO is off limits.
Vance was surprisingly silent the whole time.
Zelensky was blunt too. When asked what guarantees Ukraine needs, his answer was one word: “Everything”.
In fact, President Zelensky was so empowered today, he humorously took a swipe at the reporter who insulted his outfit last time around, drawing laughter and cheers across the room!
Reporter: “President Zelensky, you look fabulous in that suit.”
Trump: “That's the reporter that attacked you last time.”
Zelensky: “I remember...You're in the same suit. I changed. You did not.”
On security guarantees: Trump hedged, hinting at a European-led security pact but avoiding hard promises. Then came his surprise pledge to call Putin and seek a trilateral sit-down.
Europe’s Role? EU and NATO leaders—Von der Leyen, Macron, Starmer, Merz, Meloni, Stubb, Rutte—waited patiently outside.
When they emerged, they echoed Zelensky: no territorial giveaways, no peace that rewards aggression.
Bonus Tea: They were all treated to a tour of the White House led by the President himself.
What they said:
President Macron: "A ceasefire should be reached in order to hold the trilateral meeting"
Prime Minister Meloni: "Today could mark a turning point for peace.”
💡 Why it matters: After months of tension, Trump, Zelensky, and Europe walked out projecting unity, not division - proving that leaders can still laugh together, and Ukraine’s fight has friends on both sides of the Atlantic. That alone is a major reset.
♟️THE CHESSBOARD
Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves
Main: Marius Borg Høiby, eldest son to Crown Princess Mette-Marit, stepson to the Crown Prince; Inset: Crown Prince Haakon of Norway and his wife Crown Princess Mette-Marit
🇪🇺 🇺🇦 Von der Leyen & Co. Circle Wagons Ahead of Trump Showdown
European leaders staged a Brussels huddle Sunday, prepping Zelensky for Monday’s White House face-off with Trump. Backed by Macron and other EU leaders, she endorsed U.S.-style “Article 5” security guarantees - basically NATO Article 5 without NATO.
[Ukraine must become] "a steel porcupine, indigestible for potential invaders."
Macron echoed: a strong Ukrainian army is the only real guarantee
Merz and Starmer pushed for EU-funded arms to lock current frontlines
💡 Bottom Line: The Coalition of the Willing used Brussels to lock positions before facing Trump, who’s floating land swaps. EU unity = no rushed deal at Kyiv’s expense.
👑🇳🇴 Norway’s Royal Family Scandal
Norway’s royal family faced its gravest scandal in decades!
Marius Borg Høiby, 28-year-old son of Crown Princess Mette-Marit and stepson of Crown Prince Haakon (Norway’s future King), was indicted on 32 charges—including four counts of rape, domestic abuse, and secretly filming women.
Høiby denies the sexual assault claims but may plead guilty to lesser charges like vandalism. If convicted on the top counts, he faces up to 10 years in prison.
💡 Bottom Line: The palace stressed he holds no title or succession rights (Mette-Marit’s son from a previous marriage), calling it a matter “for the courts”, but tabloids are already dubbing it “The Nordic #MeToo Reckoning.” Trial starts 2025.
🇧🇴 Bolivia's Socialist Dynasty Crumbles
The MAS socialist party—Bolivia's power for 20+ years—crashed to 3.2% in Sunday's election. Centrist Rodrigo Paz (32.8%) vs. conservative "Tuto" Quiroga (26.4%) With no outright winner, Bolivia heads to its first presidential runoff since 1982 on Oct. 19.
Paz was polling dead last but won on anti-corruption + "don't sell our lithium" messaging.
Both Paz and Quiroga promise economic resets, but diverge on lithium: Paz vows “no fire sale” of reserves as inflation and shortages squeeze.
🎬 Bottom line: Bolivia holds 21 million tons of "white gold” and its 20+ year dynasty just collapsed. Looks like Bolivia’s economic crisis just got a wildcard.
🗽THE EMPIRE FILES
Political Drama From DC To NYC
🇺🇸 Rubio Cancels 6000+ Student Visas
The State Department yanked 6,000+ student visas so far in 2025.
4,000 for crimes (assault, DUIs)
200-300 for terror ties (e.g., fundraising for Hamas and other designated terrorist orgs.)
Pro-Palestine protesters face extra scrutiny, per Sec. Rubio, who vowed to keep “disruptive” students out.
🔥 Backlash Brewing: Dems cry foul on due process, but Trump’s exec orders greenlight aggressive vetting—including revoking visas for “anti-Semitic harassment.”
💡 Why it matters: This has sparked contentious debates across the country. Should foreign students receive the same “due process” as American citizens? More importantly, should foreign students be allowed to start riots and create hostile environments on campus if they disagree with U.S. foreign policy?
📺 MSNBC’s Rebrand—Peacock Out, Stripes In
MSNBC officially becomes MS NOW (“My Source News Opinion World”) post-Comcast spinoff ditching its iconic NBC's rainbow peacock for red-white-blue patriot cosplay, after 28 years.
The move aims to cement independence under new parent Versant, which also houses CNBC and USA Network.
Execs insist the progressive slant stays, but the rebrand fuels speculation about courting new audiences (or buyers).
Comes as MSNBC's primetime demo shrinks 18% YoY
💰 Bottom Line: This isn't just a logo change - it's a billion-dollar bet that a legacy cable news brand can survive the streaming era without NBC's infrastructure.
🤖 CODES & POWER
Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AI’s Black Mirror Moments
🗽 Ashton Kutcher Joins Soho House
The struggling ‘members-only club’ chain Soho House is being taken private in a $2.7 billion rescue deal after failing as a public company.
Plot Twist: Hollywood star (and investor) Ashton Kutcher joins the board.
The Buyers: NYC's MCR Hotels leads deal, with $850M backing from Apollo
The Price: $9/share (17% premium) - still half its 2021 IPO value
The Drama: Expanded too fast, lost "exclusive" appeal, never turned profit
💡 Bottom Line: This is either a smart pivot to private ownership or a Hail Mary for a fading brand.
🤖 China Creates A Pregnancy Humanoid
Guangzhou’s mad scientists are cooking up the ultimate Black Mirror prop: a $14K pregnancy bot that incubates babies. Prototype debut slated for 2026.
It can gestate a fetus using artificial womb tech (tested on lambs).
It offers infertile couples an alternative to IVF/surrogacy
Critics warn of psychological risks and exploitation, while regulators scramble to draft policies.
💡 Bottom Line: Could this redefine reproduction or cross ethical red lines?
📺 FUN FACTS & TRIVIA
Jack Ma’s Rejections
Alibaba’s founder was rejected from Harvard 10 times and even failed a KFC job interview (24 applicants were hired; he was the only one turned down).
He went on to co-found the Alibaba Group, has several other businesses and is worth an eye-watering $27.2 billion.
…Proving yet again that what we perceive as failures are nothing more than stepping stones to success, provided we never give up.
💀 THE ROAST
Because World Leaders Beg To Be Dragged
