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đ Todayâs Edition: Trump Lands In Beijing, Oct. 7 Sexual Violence Was A Hamas Strategy, Coup At Downing Street, Saca La Bassura, Newsomâs Tablets Being Used For Porn, Altman vs Musk IntensifiesâŚ& much more!
đ A 500-Year-Old Painting Gets More Love Letters Than You Do. Intrigued? Scroll down to see who.
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Trumpâs official State welcome ceremony + bilateral meetings with Xi Jinping: Thursday, May 14th
đTHE HIGHLIGHT
One killer insight to stash in your back pocket
đ Trump Lands in Beijing â With Wall Street, Big Tech & "The Beast" in Tow
Air Force One touched down in Beijing at 7:50 p.m. local time Tuesday, and out walked Donald Trump â fist pump ready, red carpet underfoot, 300 flag-waving children chanting welcomes â followed by a delegation that reads less like a diplomatic mission and more like a Forbes summit with nuclear codes.
The entourage is extraordinary: Elon Musk, Jensen Huang (a last-minute addition â Nvidia's China exposure is $17B+ and counting), Tim Cook, Boeing's Kelly Ortberg, BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, Rubio, and Hegseth and many others. Eric and Lara Trump are also there in a personal capacity.
Three live wires on the agenda: Trade truce extension and market access; China's role in Iran (it buys most of Tehran's oil and could help reopen the Strait of Hormuz); and Taiwan arms sales â where bipartisan senators are publicly warning Trump not to fold.
𪢠China welcomed Trump with full imperial pomp â honor guard, brass band, Vice President Han Zheng on the tarmac â because China read the room: the man who arrived wants a deal, and pageantry is China's first offer.
đĄ Bottom line: This isn't a diplomatic visit â it's a merger negotiation where one side brought its entire board of directors and the other controls the factory floor. Someone's giving something up by Friday.
âď¸THE CHESSBOARD
Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves
đ 300 Pages, 430 Testimonies â October 7 Sexual Violence Was a Strategy, Not a Byproduct
A major independent Israeli commission released "Silenced No More" today â a 300-page report concluding that Hamas deliberately weaponized sexual violence on October 7 as a calculated tactic, not battlefield chaos.
Scale and evidence: 13 documented patterns of abuse across the Nova festival, kibbutzim, and military bases â corroborated by 10,000+ photos, 1,800 hours of footage, and named survivor testimonies.
The report documents sexual abuse continuing against hostages in Gaza for months â affecting women, men, and children.
Examples include, forced sexual acts between hostages â even family members. (e.g., two young related minors forced to perform acts on each other while captors watched/touched them).
⥠The UN reached similar conclusions in 2024. This report adds 430 testimonies and demands accountability by name.
đĄ Bottom line: When atrocities are documented at this scale and still disputed in parts of the international press, the silence the report is named after hasn't fully broken.
đŹđ§ Starmer's Health Secretary Is Plotting a Coup
During today's King's Speech debate, Kemi Badenoch (Conservative leader) delivered the line of the session: "They [Labour] want to lead our country, they can't even lead a coup!" The chamber erupted. The target â Health Secretary Wes Streeting â was sitting right there.
Streeting is widely reported to be resigning tomorrow and launching a formal leadership challenge against Starmer â his own boss.
Starmer tried to meme his way through the chaos by calling himself a âgoonerâ (Arsenal fan slang).
đĄ Bottom line: The King read out the Labour partyâs serious agenda â NHS reform, steel nationalization, EU ties, digital ID â and absolutely none of it was the story. Westminster is currently running on vibes, betrayal, and parliamentary screaming.
đ§ Can't Buy Greenland â So Trump's Building 3 Bases There Instead
Trump couldn't purchase Greenland. So the US is now in advanced talks â at least 5 rounds since January â to plant 3 new military bases in the south, targeting the Arctic chokepoint where Russian and Chinese subs have been getting bolder.
The ask getting raised eyebrows: Washington floated designating the new bases as US sovereign territory â a demand Denmark and Greenland have already red-lined.
Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen confirmed talks are real but stressed: no deal yet.
đĄ Why it matters: The US once had 17 Arctic installations. It's down to 1. Moscow and Beijing noticed, and now the Arctic is quietly becoming the next great power chessboard.
đ˝THE EMPIRE FILES
Political Drama From DC To NYC
âLatinos for Prattâ splurge on viral stunt
đ "Saca La Basura" â Spencer Pratt's Trash Trucks Are Circling City Hall
2 massive billboard trucks spent hours looping LA City Hall yesterday blasting Mayor Karen Bass â with a slogan that works in 2 languages: "Spencer, take out the trash." In Spanish, basura means trash. Bass-ura. (Yes, really.)
The stunt â credited to a "Latinos for Pratt" supporter group â went instantly viral on TikTok and X, drowning City Hall in free media ahead of the June 2 primary.
Pratt's campaign runs on AI attack ads, reality-TV shamelessness, and the kind of earned media that no ad budget can buy.
đĄ When the pun writes itself in two languages, you don't need a campaign strategy â all you need is a truck.
đą Gavin Newsom Gave Inmates Free Tablets: Now Theyâre Watching Porn
Gov. Gavin Newsom's Nordic-inspired rehabilitation agenda gave $189M worth of free tablets to nearly 90,000 prisoners.
Official purpose: Education, family calls, âdigital equity.â
Actual usage: Inmates are bypassing filters for porn, nude photos, and explicit chats.
Death row inmates confirmed it in interviews â including serial killer Robert Maury, who described receiving topless photos. Workarounds are apparently well-known among the population.
đŁ Peak 2026 energy: The state that can't fix its crime and homelessness crisis just became the world's most generous prison streaming service.
đ¤ CODES & POWER
Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AIâs Black Mirror Moments
đ Rufus Is Dead â Alexa Is Back
Amazon killed Rufus â its year-old generative AI shopping assistant â and folded everything into a relaunched "Alexa for Shopping." Free for all U.S. users, starting now.
The pitch: One AI that knows your voice history, purchase habits, family details, and can track prices for a year, build carts, auto-reorder, and shop other websites via "Buy for Me."
âĄThe real move: Amazon has hundreds of millions of Alexa devices already in people's homes. OpenAI and Google don't. That's the moat they're finally weaponizing.
âď¸ Altman Testifies Musk "Left OpenAI for Dead"
Sam Altman took the stand in Oakland today and delivered the counter-narrative Musk didn't want on record: after Elon walked in 2018 and stopped his $5M quarterly donations, OpenAI was effectively abandoned â not stolen.
Altman's version: Musk demanded majority control, floated passing it to his children, and gave OpenAI a "0% chance" of succeeding without him. His departure was described internally as a "morale boost."
Musk's version: Altman betrayed the nonprofit mission, took Microsoft's billions, and owes him the company back.
𪢠The verdict could torpedo OpenAI's IPO â which is worth considerably more than whatever Musk donated.
âĄElon left the table, someone else built a trillion-dollar empire on it, and now he'd like the table back.
đş FUN FACTS & TRIVIA
đ A 500-Year-Old Painting Gets More Love Letters Than You Do
The Mona Lisa has her own dedicated mailbox at the Louvre â because men send her thousands of handwritten love letters every year.
She doesn't reply. She doesn't have to. She just smilesâŚor does she?
Women in 2026 are receiving "u up?" and a painting from 1503 has men writing in cursive.