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🗞 Today’s Edition: Trump Drags Nobel Into Greenland Fight, Don Lemon & Activists Storm Church, Putin Invited to Trump’s Board of Peace, X's Million $$$ Prize, OpenAI To Launch First Hardware Device, Vance Leads The Winter Olympics US Delegation … & much more!
👵 Who was the oldest ever living human? Scroll down to find out.
🚨 Watch For:
World Economic Forum At Davos: Jan 19th - 23rd
📜THE HIGHLIGHT
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🕊 Gaza’s “Board of Peace” — Meet the Players Rewriting the Map
It’s official. The Board of Peace for Gaza has been announced—and it’s stacked with political muscle and financial firepower.
📜 Who’s on it:
Donald Trump – Chair of the Board of Peace, as US president.
Marco Rubio – US Secretary of State, listed as a founding member.
Tony Blair – Former UK Prime Minister, invited as a senior political figure on the board.
Steve Witkoff – Trump’s Middle East envoy / special envoy, on both the Board and its executive body.
Jared Kushner – Senior adviser and Trump’s son‑in‑law, on the Board and its executive body.
Marc Rowan – Billionaire investor and Apollo Global CEO, brought in as a private‑sector finance figure.
Ajay Banga – President of the World Bank Group, representing multilateral development finance.
Robert Gabriel – US deputy national security adviser / senior White House official on foreign policy.
A companion Board will include inputs from Egypt, UAE, Turkey and Qatar.
✍ What the Board of Peace is: A U.S.-designed, UN-endorsed (Resolution 2803) international body overseeing demilitarization, reconstruction, public services, and investment in post-war Gaza. It supervises local governance.
How it works:
🏗️ Supervisory role: The BoP sits atop a 15-member Palestinian-led technocratic committee (NCAG) handling daily governance.
💰 Money + muscle: The Board coordinates international funding, political frameworks, and security-adjacent decisions tied to the 20-point Gaza plan.
🧠 On-the-ground link: Former UN envoy Nickolay Mladenov serves as High Representative for Gaza, connecting strategy to execution.
💡Why it matters: The Board is not required to include Hamas or current Palestinian Authority leadership—a deliberate break from past frameworks. This is a high-risk, high-control experiment—peace by governance, not militias. For the first time in decades, Gaza’s future is being designed without terrorists and radical Islamic fundamentalists at the table. Gaza now has a real chance at peace.
♟️THE CHESSBOARD
Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves
Trump’s letter to Norway’s PM
🇬🇱 Trump Turns Greenland Into a Tariff Lever
Trump threatened 10% tariffs on Denmark, Germany, the U.K., Nordics—jumping to 25% by June—unless Europe cuts a deal for a “complete and total” U.S. purchase of Greenland.
Europe’s response: Macron called it “unacceptable,” Starmer said it’s “entirely misguided,” and Brussels threatened a trade ‘bazooka’.
Germany’s 15 troops retreated back home, hours after Trump’s threat. Officially, they stated, sending the troops for ~44 hours had been their plan all along.
Meanwhile, in the U.S., social media is inundated with AI generated memes mocking Europe’s ability to safeguard Greenland, given the low troop numbers sent there “to make a point.”
💡Bottom line: European markets fell after the threat and Europe’s now walking a tightrope between defiance and avoiding a full trade war with Washington. The U.S. is firing on all cylinders. It will be an interesting next few months.
📩 Trump Drags the Nobel Prize Into the Greenland Fight
Trump sent an unusual letter-cum-text to Norway’s PM, upset that he “did not” get the Nobel Peace Prize, claiming he had “stopped 8 wars PLUS,” and warning he would no longer think “purely of Peace.”
Why it matters: He explicitly tied that grievance to his demand for “Complete and Total Control of Greenland.”
He questioned Denmark’s “right of ownership” - citing lack of “written documents” and a boat landing “hundreds of years ago.”
Oslo stressed the Nobel committee is independent, rejected threats among allies, and reaffirmed full support for Danish and Greenlandic sovereignty.
💡Bottom line: Personal grievance is now colliding with alliance politics—and Europe is treating it as a real risk vector.
💰Putin Invited to Trump's "Board of Peace" — $1 Billion Buys Permanent Seat
The Kremlin confirmed Friday that Vladimir Putin received an invitation to join President Trump's new "Board of Peace," tasked with overseeing Gaza reconstruction and mediating global conflicts.
Spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said Russia is "clarifying nuances" but hasn't committed—awkward as Moscow's Ukraine invasion nears year four.
U.S. officials say, $1B for Gaza reconstruction buys permanent founding membership; non-payers get three-year terms. European diplomats call it "pay-to-play."
Who else got the call: India's Modi (invited), Hungary's Orbán (accepted), Milei, Lukashenko, Tô Lâm and others.
💡Bottom line: Trump bills the Board as potentially eclipsing the UN Security Council.
🗽THE EMPIRE FILES
Political Drama From DC To NYC
Left: The activists disrupting the Sunday service, yelling, “Hands up, don’t shoot”; Top-right: Don Lemon interviewing the Pastor; Bottom-right: A father comforts his terrified son.
🥷Don Lemon, Activists Storm MN Church
Anti-ICE activists from the Racial Justice Network and Black Lives Matter crashed Sunday worship at Cities Church chanting "Hands up, don't shoot" and targeting pastor David Easterwood, allegedly ICE's acting Minnesota field director.
Former CNN anchor Don Lemon livestreamed the disruption, praising activists ("You have to make people uncomfortable").
While congregants—some with terrified children—fled what they called a violated "sacred space."
DOJ launched a FACE Act probe; the 1994 law criminalizes obstructing religious worship, carrying up to a year in prison.
⚡MAGA voices demand Lemon's arrest. Lemon framed it as protected First Amendment activity, and protest leader Nekima Levy-Armstrong defended the action as righteous accountability.
🏂 JD Vance Will Lead America At The Winter Olympics
VP JD Vance will head America's official delegation to the February 6 opening ceremony of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics, joined by Second Lady Usha Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Ambassador Tilman Fertitta.
Olympic gold medalists round out the group: Hockey’s Lamoureux twins (2018), speed skater Apolo Ohno, and figure skater Evan Lysacek (2010)—billed as symbols of American excellence and sportsmanship.
⚡The ceremony breaks with tradition, staging a multi-venue Parade of Nations across Milan's San Siro stadium and mountain sites like Cortina—the first Winter Games opening split simultaneously across locations.
🤖 CODES & POWER
Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AI’s Black Mirror Moments
📝 X Offers $1 Million Prize
X just dropped a $1M prize for the top long-form Article—1,000+ words, Premium-only, judged by Verified Timeline reach + engagement.
The clock runs Jan 16–28, winner announced month-end.
The fine print: U.S.-only, 18+, original writing required—heavy AI use can disqualify.
⚡With a doubled revenue pool, X is betting 2026 belongs to creators who can shape narratives—not just farm takes.
🤖 OpenAI Set To Launch First Device
OpenAI is building its first dedicated AI hardware device—screenless, voice-first, and designed by Jony Ive—targeting a late-2026 launch.
Think ChatGPT as a constant ambient assistant, not a phone or wearable.
Who’s behind it: Ex-Apple hardware chiefs, Apple-grade suppliers, and Ive’s design studio.
⚡Altman wants 100M units, fast—a direct challenge to Apple’s interface monopoly and the start of a post-screen computing era.
📺 FUN FACTS & TRIVIA
Left to right: Jeanne Louise Calment at 20, in her forties and on her 121st birthday.
Oldest Living Human
According to the Guinness Book of Records, the highest fully authenticated age to which any human has ever lived is 122 years 164 days.
Jeanne Louise Calment of France was born on Feb 21st, 1875 and died on Aug 4th, 1997.
For perspective, she was born 1 year before the telephone was invented, 4 years before Thomas Edison demonstrated the incandescent lightbulb , 14 years before the Eiffel Tower was built - and died around the time the Backstreet Boys and iconic sitcom Friends came on the scene.
Talk about living a full life! 🪄