Happy Thursday Everyone! Today’s newsletter: 1,036 words…3.9 mins
🗞 Today’s Edition: Prince Andrew Loses Royal Title, Trump & Xi’s Truce, Al Qaeda’s About To Take Mali, Louvre Heist: 5 Suspects Nabbed, Halloween At The White House, Hochul Declares Food Emergency in NY, Japanese Stress Vaccine… & much more!
🚨 Watch For:
NYC Mayoral elections: Tue Nov 4th
📜THE HIGHLIGHT
One killer insight to stash in your back pocket
🇺🇸 🇨🇳 Trump & Xi’s Busan ‘Peace Pause’
The scene: For the first time since 2019, Donald Trump and Xi Jinping met face-to-face — not in D.C. or Beijing, but Busan, South Korea — a setting neutral enough to hide the tension but close enough to sting.
📜 The deal: Both sides hit pause on the trade war.
The U.S. is trimming tariffs from 57% to 47%
Beijing is loosening rare earth exports controls and handing Trump an olive branch with more soybean imports.
Fentanyl cooperation got a headline, but tech — chips, AI, TikTok — remains the cold front.
📃 The subtext: Analysts describe this as a partial thaw, not a major reset.
Trump’s calling it “12 out of 10 amazing,”
But insiders say it’s more “cooling the room before the next fire.”
Xi’s tone? Calm, controlled — classic poker face diplomacy.
Given our different national conditions, we do not always see eye-to-eye with each other.
I always believe that China's development goes hand in hand with your vision to make America great again.
🗽 NYC angle: Wall Street cheered but not everyone was happy. Schumer and Jeffries claimed this was a weak deal that empowered Beijing, not Americans.
Don’t believe his bullsh*t. Trump folded on China.
💡Bottom line: This truce, although not a full fledged deal, comes at a critical time and serves to calm economic volatility and supply chain issues. The real test comes when chips, data, and power get back on the table.
♟️THE CHESSBOARD
Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves
Background: Royal Lodge at Windsor, Foreground: Prince Andrew with his brother King Charles III
🇬🇧 The Crown’s Reckoning: Andrew’s Demotion is Final
Buckingham Palace has officially dethroned Prince Andrew, stripping him of his Prince title and evicting him from Royal Lodge.
He’s now just “Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.”
He’ll relocate to a private home on the Sandringham estate, bankrolled by King Charles—a clear move to contain the Epstein scandal’s fallout while keeping him quietly on the payroll.
The Subtext: This is a cold, corporate rebrand. The Firm is cutting its losses, sacrificing the rogue asset to protect the monarchy’s fragile reputation.
💡Bottom line: Even royals aren’t above cancellation. Next up, Mr. & Mrs. Markle?
🇫🇷 Louvre Heist: The Cast Grows, But the Loot's Still Gone
French police just netted 5 more suspects in the $102M Louvre jewel heist, bringing the total to 7.
One was nailed by DNA left at the scene of the 7-minute, power-tool-powered robbery.
Zero jewels have been recovered. The Napoleonic-era diamonds and emeralds are still in the wind.
The fact they're still examining encrypted comms suggests a sophisticated crew, not just smash-and-grab artists.
💡 Bottom line: They’re catching the pawns, but the queen’s jewels—and the mastermind—are still off the board.
⚔️ Mali on the Brink: Al-Qaeda Affiliate Poised To Take Country
Al-Qaeda’s Mali branch, JNIM, now controls huge swaths of northern and central Mali, exploiting the vacuum left by departed UN peacekeepers and a flailing junta.
The group has blockaded Bamako’s fuel supply, seized towns like Farabougou, and overrun multiple army bases—effectively running a shadow government across vast regions.
The Wagner-backed military is in retreat, schools are shuttered, and analysts warn Bamako could fall—a first for Al-Qaeda in Africa.
💡Bottom line: Mali’s collapse is no longer theoretical; it’s unfolding in real time.
🗽THE EMPIRE FILES
Political Drama From DC To NYC
The President and the First Lady at the White House Halloween party
🎃 White House Hosts Halloween Bash for Thousands of Kids
President Trump and First Lady Melania welcomed thousands of children and families to the annual White House Halloween party on the South Lawn Tuesday night.
The couple handed out commemorative candy as guests strolled past pumpkin-lined walkways and autumn displays designed by Melania.
The U.S. Air Force Strolling Strings performed festive tunes while agencies like NASA and the Postal Service hosted kid-friendly booths and games.
⚡ A warm, family-style celebration—more fall festival than fright night.
🍎 Hochul Declares ‘Food Emergency’ as SNAP Freeze Hits NY
Gov. Kathy Hochul declared a statewide food emergency as SNAP benefits halt amid the month-long federal shutdown.
She’s freeing up $65M for food banks and pantries—but it won’t cover the $650M/month New York normally gets from D.C.
Hochul blasted Republicans for “starving Americans,” while critics slammed her for fundraisers in California mid-crisis.
⚡Bottom line: Millions risk losing meals while Washington plays politics.
🤖 CODES & POWER
Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AI’s Black Mirror Moments
The Jetson Mountain Rescue
🚀 Jetson Aero’s Flying “Go-Kart” Hype Takes Off—Sort Of
Swedish startup Jetson Aero—best known for its Jetson One, a single-seat electric flying vehicle (eVTOL)—is back in headlines after rumors spread about a new “flying go-kart.”
Their Jetson One does aerial stunts, mountain rescues, and gives Mario Kart Rainbow Road vibes.
The letdown: No actual "flying go-kart" launch confirmed. It's all aerobatic demos and slick Instagram posts.
⚡The Jetson One, already sold out for 2025 with 2026 preorders open, remains the centerpiece of Jetson’s push to make personal air travel as easy as driving a car.
💉 Japan’s “Stress Vaccine”
Japanese scientists unveiled PA-915, an experimental “stress vaccine” that cuts anxiety and depression for up to two months with a single dose.
Tested on mice, it eased stress behaviors and boosted cognition—without side effects.
Developed by Osaka and Kobe Universities, PA-915 could upend psychiatry if human trials hold up.
⚡Imagine curing burnout like getting a flu shot. The serotonin industrial complex might need a rebrand.
📺 FUN FACTS & TRIVIA
Just Do It
Nike's "Just Do It" slogan was inspired by the last words of a Utah murderer before his execution. Gary Gilmore was a spree killer who murdered two men (a motel clerk and a gas station attendant) in Utah in 1976.
He explicitly demanded his execution by firing squad and his last words to the executioners were "Let's do it."
Long story short, in 1988, ad exec Dan Wieden adapted it to Nike's "Just Do It" slogan; turning a killer's defiant words into a global empowerment message.