Happy Tuesday Everyone! Big headlines from the UNGA today. Stay tuned…Today’s newsletter: 1,512 words…5.7 mins
🗞 Today’s Edition: President Trump Roasts the UN, Trump Does A 180 on Ukraine, Trump Says NATO Should Shoot Down Russian Jets, Trump’s Would-be Assassin Found Guilty, Kimmel’s Back - But Not Everywhere, WhatsApp’s In-App Translations … & much more!
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📜THE HIGHLIGHT
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President Trump at the United Nations General Assembly
🇺🇸 Trump’s UNGA Roast—Bad Escalators, Bigger Drama
President Trump took the floor at the 80th United Nations General Assembly today, delivering a history-making 56 minute speech marked by blunt criticism and theatrical jabs at the UN itself.
Technical difficulties or intentional sabotage?
Donald Trump and Melania’s escalator jolted to a halt just as they got on; causing the First Lady to nearly fall. But that wasn’t all. The teleprompter stopped working as well. A Times article on Sunday suggested UN workers were planning this.
The President humorously remarked,
“These are the two things I got from the United Nations: a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter”
The crowd cracked up when he joked that the teleprompter operator was “in big trouble,” before ditching the script entirely: “Now I can speak from the heart.”
The Speech Highlights:
With the audience primed, he pivoted hard into substance. Declaring this the “Golden Age of America,” he defended his foreign policy as a “renewal of American strength,” and blasted “globalist institutions” like the UN for letting wars fester while he “ended seven” himself without their help.
"The United Nations is funding an assault on Western countries and their borders... The UN is supposed to stop invasions, not create them, and not finance them."
On Europe: Trump tore into European immigration and climate policy, calling them a “double-tailed monster” that’s “ruining your heritage” and called out the European nations for recklessly and intentionally hurting their own societies; warning that London would soon have Sharia Law.
"Climate change— it's the greatest con-job ever perpetrated on the world."
“When your prisons are filled with so-called asylum-seekers who repaid kindness with crime, it's time to END the failed experiment of Open Borders.”
On worldwide illegal migration: Trump took direct aim at the UN, accusing them of funding migration from impoverished nations, by handing them debit cards among other things to make a long, arduous and very often, deadly journey to America and Europe.
"Any system that results in the mass trafficking of children is inherently EVIL—yet that is exactly what the globalist migration agenda has done... In America, those days are over. The Trump Admin is working to track down the villains that are causing this problem."
On Gaza and Russia: He called out Hamas for “rejecting reasonable efforts to make peace” and praised US support for Israel while warning Russia of strong economic measures over the war in Ukraine. To the nations who recognized Palestinian statehood, the President said plainly:
"Instead of giving in to Hamas’s ransom demands, those who want peace should be united with one message:
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📺 Made for Television:
Many of his jabs were squarely aimed at certain countries including China, Venezuela and Brazil; and the camera’s timely pivot to capture the looks of horror on the faces of those in the cross-hairs - pure TV gold.
💡Why it matters: President Trump’s address stood out for its firebrand style, memorable technical hiccups, and a powerful mix of humor and assertiveness, earning widespread attention for both its content and delivery.
The speech was a calculated demolition of the globalist playbook. While critics decry the disruption, the message resonates with a significant global audience tired of what they see as ineffective international institutions. By forcefully asserting American sovereignty and economic interests above all, Trump is recalibrating the world order away from multilateral consensus and toward a new era of blunt, bilateral deal-making.
♟️THE CHESSBOARD
Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves
🇺🇸 🇺🇦 Trump’s Ukraine 180: From Concessions to Victory
In a stunning reversal, Trump declared Ukraine can “fight and WIN all of Ukraine back in its original form” in a post on Truth Social.
Trump called Russia a “paper tiger” stuck in “BIG Economic trouble,” blasting Putin’s war as aimless.
He urged Europe + NATO to bankroll Ukraine’s push, hinting Moscow’s collapse is only a matter of time.
Later with Macron, he dismissed his old rapport with Putin—“didn’t mean anything, unfortunately”.
The play: Unless Trump has truly done a 180, this is likely a play. Publicly pump Ukraine’s morale while undercutting Russia’s image abroad. It’s a mix of psychological warfare + hardline posture, pushing Moscow toward the table without offering concessions.
💡Bottom line: Remains to be seen if it works.
🇺🇸 🇧🇷 Trump + Lula: From Hug to Roast in 5 Minutes
At the UNGA, Trump briefly met and “embraced” Brazil’s Lula, gushed about their “excellent chemistry”… then immediately torched Brazil in his speech.
The whiplash moment had delegates cracking up, with Trump himself joking about the optics.
Despite the roast, Trump said he’ll meet Lula again next week — proving diplomacy can be part bromance, part stand-up comedy.
😆 Bottom line: If you thought Trump + Zelensky and Trump + Ramaphosa was bad; cue the fireworks and popcorn for this one. Lula’s gotta pack both sunscreen and armor.
🇺🇸 🇷🇺 Trump: NATO Should Shoot Down Russian Jets
During a meeting with Zelensky at the UN today, Trump told the press that NATO should “shoot down” Russian jets if they enter alliance airspace.
Asked directly, he doubled down: “Yes, I do”. That puts him in sync with Poland’s Donald Tusk, who’s vowed to “react toughly” to violations.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio immediately scrambled to clarify those statements, telling CBS: “No one has talked about shooting down Russian jets unless they’re attacking.”
He insisted the standard NATO playbook still holds: Intercept, escort and, defend with firepower only if NATO territory is attacked.
💡 Bottom line: Tensions are high as the last week saw multiple unauthorized incursions by Russian jets into NATO airspace. Trump + Tusk are turning up the heat, while Rubio plays de-escalator.
🗽THE EMPIRE FILES
Political Drama From DC To NYC
Ryan Routh
⚖ Trump Golf Course Gunman: Guilty
Ryan Routh, 59, was found guilty on all five charges for the attempted assassination of Trump at his West Palm Beach golf course last year.
Prosecutors showed he built a “sniper’s nest,” scouted Trump’s movements, and bought guns with burner phones.
His defense: "Didn't fire = didn't try" (Sure, Jan.)
Jury's response: Guilty on all counts in under 3 hours—faster than a Netflix episode.
Routh tried to stab his own neck with a pen as soon as he heard the guilty verdict.
💡Bottom line: He now faces life in prison.
📺 Kimmel’s Back, But Not Everywhere
After a week-long suspension over a controversial Charlie Kirk monologue, Disney has lifted the suspension after days of “thoughtful conversations”. Jimmy Kimmel Live! returns Sept. 23rd on ABC - but not for everyone.
The majority of ABC’s reach is controlled by conglomerates like Sinclair and Nexstar; and both have declined lifting the suspension.
Sinclair says it’ll keep Kimmel off-air until he apologizes to Kirk’s family and donates to TPUSA.
Nexstar says they stand by their decision until they receive “assurance that all parties are committed to fostering an environment of respectful, constructive dialogue”.
💡Why it matters: A blackout from both Sinclair and Nexstar could block millions of viewers, highlighting how their control of ABC’s reach, turns late-night into a frontline of U.S. broadcast politics.
🤖 CODES & POWER
Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AI’s Black Mirror Moments
🌎 WhatsApp Goes Full Polyglot
WhatsApp just dropped in-app message translation for iOS + Android. Long-press a text, hit “Translate,” and boom — it’s in your language. Android even lets you auto-translate entire chats.
The flex: Translations run on your device, keeping messages encrypted.
iPhone gets 20+ languages, Android starts with 6.
⚡ Meta’s move? Catching up to Apple’s live-translate in Messages, while keeping its 3B users chatting across borders.
🖼️💬Google Photos Learns To Talk Back
Android users can now edit photos by texting or talking to AI. Tap “Help me edit,” describe your vision, and Google’s Gemini AI handles lighting tweaks, object removal, or even adding wild, creative elements.
Follow-ups? Supported. Mistakes? Fixed.
Initially rolling out to U.S. users 18+ with Pixel 10.
⚡The goal: make pro-level edits accessible without digging through tools, turning your snaps into masterpieces with nothing but words.
📺 FUN FACTS & TRIVIA
UNGA Edition: The Shoe-Banging Showdown (1960)
Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev famously pounded/waved (depending on different historical accounts), his shoe on the desk during a debate on Soviet actions in Eastern Europe.
It was his way of protesting without words—turning a heated argument into a Cold War meme that still gets reenacted in cartoons. (No shoe was actually thrown, but the legend lives on!)
Bonus: He later did use words… He called the Philippine Ambassador he was debating, a jerk, a stooge and a lackey of imperialism