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🗞 Today’s Edition: Paramount vs. Netflix, China Executes Banker, Nvidia’s H200 Chips Greenlighted, Trump Crowned Europe’s “Most Powerful Person”, UWS Building On Fire, Microsoft Drops $17.5B on India… & much more!
📜THE HIGHLIGHT
One killer insight to stash in your back pocket
💰 Paramount vs. Netflix: The $108B Plot Twist That Could Rewrite Hollywood
Paramount just made an $108.4B hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery and it isn’t just another streaming war skirmish — it’s a full-spectrum power move that drags Wall Street, the Gulf, and Washington into Hollywood’s boardroom.
The offer: $30/share, all cash, claiming $18B more value than Netflix’s proposal.
The accusation: WBD ran an improper process after rejecting six previous Paramount bids and favoring Netflix.
💵 The financing signals the real shift:
$54B in U.S. bank debt (BofA, Citi, Apollo).
Billions in Gulf sovereign equity from Saudi Arabia’s PIF, Qatar’s QIA, and Abu Dhabi’s L’imad — structured as non-voting to skirt CFIUS scrutiny.
Gulf commitments accounted for ~30% of equity in earlier bids.
🃏 The wildcard: Jared Kushner.
His firm, Affinity Partners, is an equity backer. That creates a politically loaded scenario: Kushner-linked capital pursuing control of a company that owns CNN, while a second Trump administration controls the regulators who would review the deal.
➡ What’s next: WBD will issue a recommendation within two weeks. Netflix’s deal — announced three days earlier — still awaits approval and carries a $5.8B breakup fee. Paramount argues its full-company takeover faces less antitrust pushback than Netflix’s asset carve-up.
💡Bottom line: Hollywood is no longer just entertainment. It’s a strategic asset — and global capital wants in.
♟️THE CHESSBOARD
Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves
🤖 Trump Greenlights Nvidia’s H200 Exports to China
The U.S. just approved exports of Nvidia’s H200 chips to vetted Chinese buyers — a sharp pivot from the earlier blanket ban.
Trump announced the move with a 25% fee slapped on every sale, pitching it as “protecting U.S. industry” while keeping national security “locked.”
The Commerce Department will oversee shipments, which exclude Nvidia’s Blackwell-class chips.
Beijing’s reaction: Xi gave a cautious thumbs-up, but China may impose its own approval process.
💡Bottom line: Washington’s loosening its grip — just enough to tax the AI boom it can’t fully contain.
🗡 China Executes Ex-Huarong Executive in Rare No-Reprieve Case
China executed Bai Tianhui, the former head of Huarong’s offshore arm, after confirming he took 1.1B yuan (~$156M) in bribes — one of the largest graft cases in China’s financial sector.
Unlike most corruption sentences, Bai received no two-year reprieve, a sign Beijing wanted maximum deterrence.
The move fits Xi Jinping’s ongoing anti-corruption purge, which previously took down Huarong chairman Lai Xiaomin.
But critics say death sentences also serve as political tools to neutralize factions tied to the state-led financial system.
Bottom line: China’s message is unmistakable — financial elites aren’t untouchable; the Party is.
👑 Trump Crowned Europe’s “Most Powerful Person”
POLITICO Europe just named President Trump the most powerful person in Europe — a wild but telling indictment of the continent’s current insecurity.
Their logic: Trump’s “transatlantic shockwave” is reshaping EU diplomacy more than any leader inside the bloc.
His Putin outreach, NATO Article 5 doubts, Zelensky snipes, and a forced trade deal have shoved Europe rightward and scrambled defense + AI policy.
The ripple effects? Strategic autonomy talks revived, Green Deal momentum stalled, and far-right leaders (Le Pen, Orbán) emboldened.
💡Bottom line: Europe didn’t vote for Trump — but he’s steering its politics anyway.
🗽THE EMPIRE FILES
Political Drama From DC To NYC
⚖ U.S. Judge Orders Release of Maxwell Grand Jury Files
A federal judge in New York just ordered the release of grand jury materials from Ghislaine Maxwell’s case, greenlighting the DOJ’s request under the new Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Expect transcripts, travel logs, financial records, and victim-interview notes before Dec. 19, with identities redacted.
Maxwell’s lawyers tried to block the move, arguing it could poison her push for a new trial, but the court sided with public transparency — and victims back the release.
⚡Washington is finally cracking open the Epstein ecosystem, file by file.
🧑🚒 Upper West Side Inferno Tests FDNY in Brutal Cold
A four-alarm fire tore through a six-story building on West 107th Street Tuesday morning, with flames ripping across the top floor and part of the roof collapsing into the street.
140 FDNY members battled the blaze in 20°F weather, dodging falling debris and frozen hoses.
Two residents and one firefighter were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries.
⚡Streets remain shut as investigators probe what sparked the UWS fire.
🤖 CODES & POWER
Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AI’s Black Mirror Moments
💰 Microsoft Drops a $17.5B AI Megapledge on India
Microsoft is unleashing a $17.5B investment in India from 2026–29 — its largest Asia commitment ever — to supercharge cloud, hyperscale data centers, and sovereign AI.
The move follows Nadella’s meeting with PM Modi and builds on the $3B already deployed this year.
The plan will train 20M people by 2030 and will embed localized, trusted AI into national platforms like e-Shram and NCS.
⚡Big picture: India is now Microsoft’s AI testbed at population scale.
🔭 NASA Seals Roman Telescope Build
NASA has finished assembling the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope, locking its inner and outer structures into place at its Maryland integration facility — a major step toward launch.
Prep begins summer 2026, with a SpaceX Falcon Heavy targeting liftoff by May 2027.
Roman’s infrared suite is built to map billions of galaxies, probe dark matter and dark energy, and spot 100,000+ distant worlds via its coronagraph.
⚡All data will be public by design.
📺 FUN FACTS & TRIVIA
How Deep is the Center of the Earth?
It would take approximately 19 minutes to fall to the center of the Earth. Although the scientists seemed to have worked this out, it’s impossible to test it IRL