Happy Monday Everyone! Today’s newsletter: 1,075 words…4 mins
🗞 Today’s Edition: Bondi’s Hanukkah Horror, China Takes Pandas Back From Japan, Americans Gunned Down By ISIS, Brown’s Shooting, Rob Reiner and Wife Murdered, JP Morgan Launches First-Ever Tokenized Money Market Fund… & much more!
📜THE HIGHLIGHT
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🕯 Bondi’s Hanukkah Horror
A mass shooting ripped through a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach on Dec. 14, killing 15 people and injuring 40+ at an event attended by ~1,000.
Australian authorities have formally labeled it a terrorist attack, driven by antisemitism and Islamic State ideology.
🥷 The attackers:
Sajid Akram (50) — legally licensed gun owner since 2015, killed in a police shootout.
Naveed Akram (24) — his son, in critical condition under guard.
Both pledged allegiance to ISIS.
Sajid legally owned six firearms — all used in the attack.
Police: No additional suspects, but IEDs were found in a suspect vehicle. Bondi remains closed.
🕯The victims: Ages 10 to 87. Among the dead: a 10-year-old girl, a Holocaust survivor, a Chabad rabbi and father of five, and foreign nationals from France, Slovakia, and Israel.
Two police officers were seriously wounded but are stable.
💪 The hero: Ahmed el Ahmed, a Syrian-born fruit shop owner, tackled and disarmed a gunman—on video—after being shot in the arm and hand.
His GoFundMe topped $1M after Bill Ackman pledged $100K.
🗣 The response:
PM Anthony Albanese vowed a review of gun licensing and storage laws, calling the attack “a failure of vigilance.”
In New York, Mayor Eric Adams labeled the violence part of a broader effort to “Globalize the Intifada.”
Across Europe, governments have heightened security around synagogues and Jewish neighborhoods after a string of recent attacks.
💡 Why it matters: Australian Jewish leaders are furious—and they have receipts. They warned the government for over a year about escalating threats post-October 7. Special envoy Jillian Segal literally called this attack "foreseeable" after synagogue arsons went unpunished.
Netanyahu went further: blamed Canberra's policies for fueling antisemitism.
The subtext? Albanese's government prioritized optics over intelligence warnings.
Now 15 people are dead, and "we told you so" is the coldest phrase in politics.
♟️THE CHESSBOARD
Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves
💥 ISIS Strikes Americans in Syria
A lone ISIS gunman ambushed U.S. forces during a key leader engagement near Palmyra on Dec. 13, killing two Iowa National Guard soldiers and a U.S. civilian interpreter.
Three other service members were wounded; two are stable.
This marks the first U.S. combat deaths in Syria since Trump’s 2025 inauguration.
Trump vowed “very serious retaliation,” while CENTCOM confirmed the attacker was neutralized.
💡Bottom line: ISIS is probing gaps in eastern Syria, where control under interim President Ahmed al-Sharaa remains patchy.
🚨 China Buries Hong Kong's Press Freedom
Media tycoon Jimmy Lai, 78, convicted of colluding with foreign forces for... calling Mike Pence.
Faces life in prison for lobbying U.S. sanctions and running Apple Daily, the pro-democracy paper Beijing crushed.
The show trial: 1,800+ days in solitary. 156-day trial. Three state-picked judges.
Verdict: "mastermind with lifelong animosity." Translation: He embarrassed Xi.
💡Why it matters: The verdict comes on the heels of the dissolution of the last pro-democracy party in Hong Kong on Sunday and drew global criticism as politically motivated, eroding Hong Kong's freedoms.
🐼 China Takes Back the Pandas
Japan is staring down its first panda-less era in ~50 years after China declined to renew all panda leases.
China ordered the return of its last two stars—Xiao Xiao and Lei Lei—from Tokyo’s Ueno Zoo by early 2026.
Earlier this year, four more pandas left Wakayama.
Why now: Beijing treats pandas as diplomatic leverage, and ties soured after PM Sanae Takaichi floated military involvement over Taiwan.
💡Bottom line: When the pandas go home, the message is clear—goodwill revoked.
🗽THE EMPIRE FILES
Political Drama From DC To NYC
🕯Finals Week Turns Fatal at Brown
A mass shooting tore through Brown University on Dec. 13, killing 2 students and wounding 9 during finals week.
A masked gunman opened fire inside a packed economics review session in an unlocked lecture hall, then fled.
Hundreds of officers locked down campus;
A person of interest was detained but then released - the attacker’s still on the loose.
⚡Sadly, 2025 has logged 75+ U.S. school shootings.
🎬 Hollywood’s Rob Reiner and Wife Found Murdered
Hollywood Director Rob Reiner (78) and his wife Michele Singer Reiner (68) were found dead in their Brentwood home on Dec. 14 in what LAPD is investigating as a double homicide.
Both suffered knife wounds.
Their 32-year-old son, Nick Reiner, was arrested and charged, held on $4M bail.
No other suspects sought.
⚡Tributes from Hollywood poured in, highlighting Reiner’s legacy and activism
🤖 CODES & POWER
Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AI’s Black Mirror Moments
🪙 JPMorgan Goes On-Chain (For Real This Time)
JPMorgan just launched its first tokenized money market fund—$100M seeded, live on public Ethereum.
The MONY fund lets qualified investors move in and out via cash or USDC, with near-instant settlement on the bank’s Kinexys platform.
Translation: Wall Street is done side-eyeing public blockchains.
⚡JPM is now competing with BlackRock’s $1.8B BUIDL. Tokenization isn’t coming—it’s here.
🎮China’s AI Toys—Soft Power With a Firmware Update
China’s $4B AI toy industry is booming as Beijing nudges families to normalize AI early—from Ultraman plushies warning about stock bubbles to robot pets with simulated heartbeats.
Cute? Yes. Risk-free? Nope. Researchers warn kid-facing LLMs can hallucinate and raise privacy flags.
⚡China’s training the next generation to hug AI—while regulators everywhere else scramble for guardrails.
📺 FUN FACTS & TRIVIA
Presley’s Guardian Angel
Elvis Presley had a stillborn identical twin brother whom he later believed acted as a spiritual guide