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🗞 Today’s Edition: BBC Bosses Axed in Doctored Trump Tape Scandal, Trump Promises $2K ‘Tariff Dividend’, Shutdown Breakthrough, The Great Ostrich Standoff, Japan’s Bear Crisis… & much more!

📜THE HIGHLIGHT

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🕵 BBC’s “Fake News” Meltdown: A Doctored Trump Speech Toppled Britain’s Biggest Broadcaster

The BBC just lived its own Watergate moment. Director-General Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness have resigned after a Panorama documentary was caught doctoring a Donald Trump speech — editing it to make him look like he urged the Jan. 6 riot.

📉 What went down:

  • BBC took two clips nearly an hour apart and stitched them together; so that it would appear as though Trump incited the people to fight.

  • A whistleblower memo exposed the edit, and The Telegraph published the receipts.

  • The fallout: Bipartisan outrage, UK Parliament scrutiny, and a global media credibility crisis.

🇺🇸 Trump’s reaction: Pure victory lap. He called it proof of corrupt journalism, claiming the resignations cleared his name after years of “fake news attacks.” The White House joined in, saying the “BBC is dying because they are anti–Trump Fake News. Everyone should watch GB News.”

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Thank you to The Telegraph for exposing these Corrupt “Journalists.” These are very dishonest people who tried to step on the scales of a Presidential Election.

President Trump on Truth Sociial

📺 BBC’s response: Both execs admitted “mistakes were made,” and a formal apology is expected.

  • Internally, the resignations are seen as an attempt to reboot trust after years of bias accusations — from Gaza coverage to editorial manipulation.

💡 Bottom line: This isn’t just a UK scandal — it’s a warning shot to legacy media everywhere: trust is the last currency left.

♟️THE CHESSBOARD

Geopolitics Decoded In 3 Moves

Al-Sharaa seated to the right of VP JD Vance at the Oval Office

🤝From “Most Wanted Terrorist” To The White House: Al Sharaa Meets Trump

In a stunning diplomatic shift, Syrian interim President Ahmed al-Sharaa met President Trump at the White House, marking the first Syrian visit since 1946.

  • The result: a 180-day suspension of the Caesar Act sanctions, signaling a thaw in relations after years of isolation.

  • Al Sharaa arrived quietly through a side entrance as the meeting remained closed to the press.

  • Discussed counterterrorism, regional defense, and joining the U.S.-led anti-ISIS coalition.

💡Why it matters: Once branded a terrorist, Al-Sharaa, toppled Bashar al-Assad last December, and is now pivoting Syria away from Iran and Russia toward Washington and the Gulf — a symbolic reset with major geopolitical ripples.

🦤The Great Ostrich Standoff: Canada vs USA… And Ostriches

Canadian authorities have culled 300+ ostriches in B.C. after detecting H5N1 avian flu, following a year-long legal battle that reached the Supreme Court. The CFIA said the move was needed to protect public health and food safety.

  • Across the border, RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz urged Canada to spare the flock for scientific research, even offering relocation to Florida.

  • Ottawa declined, citing containment protocols.

  • Animal welfare activists went viral calling it “cruel”.

  • US businessman John Catsimatidis even hit the talk radio circuit to mobilize support.

💡Bottom line: When a Supreme Court ruling, celebrity health officials, and 300 flightless birds collide—nobody wins. Except maybe the lawyers.

🐻🇯🇵 Japan’s Bear Crisis: When Nature Fights Back

Japan is facing its worst bear attack wave on record — over 100 injuries and 12 deaths since April, mostly in Akita Prefecture.

  • Officials call it a “national safety crisis” as bears now wander near schools, supermarkets, and hot springs.

  • The government has deployed Self-Defense Forces to help trap and transport bears but banned them from using firearms.

  • Experts blame habitat shifts and a shrinking rural population that’s left fewer hunters to manage wildlife.

💡Bottom line: Japan’s human-bear truce just expired.

🗽THE EMPIRE FILES

Political Drama From DC To NYC

🏛️Shutdown Breakthrough: Capitol Finds a Pulse

After 40 days of gridlock, the Senate passed a funding deal 60–40, paving the way to reopen the government.

  • The bipartisan plan funds operations through Jan 30, 2026, restores back pay for furloughed workers, and keeps SNAP and key departments afloat.

  • The House is next, with Speaker Mike Johnson signaling a quick vote.

⚡Trump endorsed the deal as “very good,” marking the likely end of the longest shutdown in U.S. history — for now.

💸Trump Promises $2K “Tariff Dividend” to Most Americans

President Trump says Americans will get a $2,000 payment from “trillions” in tariff revenues. This excludes “high-income people.”

  • He framed it as a reward to taxpayers and a move to pay down the $37T national debt.

  • Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent says the payout could come via cash, tax cuts, or loan deductions, but details—and Congressional approval—are TBD.

⚡Trump’s turning trade wars into cash drops.

🤖 CODES & POWER

Tech Wars, Crypto Chaos, and AI’s Black Mirror Moments

🌊💻 Big Tech’s $13B Race Beneath the Waves

AI’s next frontier isn’t in the cloud — it’s underwater. Tech giants Meta, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft are pouring $13B (2025–2027) into subsea cables that carry 95% of global data.

  • Meta’s new Project Waterworth will span 31,000 miles across five continents

  • Amazon’s Fastnet links the U.S. to Ireland with enough bandwidth to stream 12.5M HD movies at once.

  • The threat: Suspected sabotage spikes near Russia-Ukraine and China-Taiwan.

⚡The AI arms race now runs under the sea.

💼6sense Founder Raises $30M to Replace Sales Reps

Amanda Kahlow, founder of 6sense, just raised $30M for her new startup 1mind, whose AI agent “Mindy” can pitch, demo, and close deals — no human required.

  • The round, led by Battery Ventures, brings funding to $40M and has HubSpot, LinkedIn, and New Relic already on board.

⚡Unlike most AI sales bots, Mindy isn’t cold-calling — she’s replacing sales engineers and onboarding teams, mimicking human nuance with deterministic AI to avoid hallucinations.

📺 FUN FACTS & TRIVIA

Mighty Napoleon Lost To…Rabbits

In July 1807, after the Treaties of Tilsit, Napoleon's chief of staff released hundreds (or up to 3,000) tame farm rabbits for a celebratory hunt.

Expecting food, the unfed bunnies swarmed him and his party instead of fleeing, forcing Napoleon to retreat to his carriage while fending them off with his riding crop.

Rumor has it, Napoleon was afraid of rabbits ever since.